Chad Muska’s Pro Skater is an extremely short burst of video gaming perfection. Watch this. Bam. Bam. Annnd, Bada-Boom, I am in the game. No long-ass tutorial, no degenerate unskippable cutscenes, Just game. Just good game. Play as the world’s first and only pro skater Chad Muska, As he performs death-defying tricks in exchange for VHS tapes. Oh, wow. Land Before Time. Cool. This is a very immediate accessible arcade-style game. You have two minutes to go around the level and skateboard shit, you know? Smash through a window with your face. Collect giant letters and bring them to Elmo. It’s as simple as that. And the beauty of the game lies in its simplicity. It nails the core skating mechanics so well. The grinding, the going up a half pipe, stringing together combos, It nails the very basic, essential elements to deliver that second-to-second enjoyment, you know? There’s no frustrating, boring slumps. The whole game, is the good part of the game. You know, nowadays, game developers, before they are even done developing the core game, They wanna go out and add every single feature from every game they have ever seen. They are like, making a pizza, and there is no cheese on there, but now they wanna go ahead and add uh… mushrooms. Then they’re bringing in on spinach on there, or uh.. Peruvian onions from uh.. like an underground lair, sliced banana peppers, then they’er bringing in some olives, and like roast beef, and like mosquitos. Then you just have this abomination… That nobody should never eat, and it costs $60.00. When you could just have a pepperoni pizza. You know it’s the simplest thing, everybody loves it, it costs like five dollars, and that’s what this game is. I love it. It’s a masterpiece. I give it a 5 out of 5. I love this game So here I am playing Tony Hawk. It’s getting older all the time. Looking older all the time. The graphics, they haven’t aged well. No, but it’s felling younger in my mind. And here I am, doing everything that I can. Holdin it on to what I am. Pretending that I’m a Superman!!