Rainn & Magnus Carlsen get Metaphysical over Chess | Metaphysical Milkshake

[ Dramatic music plays ] -Take a sip from your soul On a metaphysical milkshake -SoulPancakers, I am so thrilled to be here with one of my all time heroes, truly the number-one chess player in the world, the youngest international grandmaster champion of all time, Mr. Magnus Carlsen. [ Imitates crowd cheering ] What, […]

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Stephen Colbert Learns To Play Rugby With New Zealand’s All Blacks

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW, WE LOVE DOING THE LIVE SHOWS. WE’RE LIVE RIGHT HERE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK, NEW YORK, THE BIG CITY OF DREAMS. THAT’S A LIVE ODDIGENCE, JON. YOU CAN’T FAKE A LIVE AUDIENCE– LEGALLY, YOU CAN’T FAKE IT. HERE’S THE THING– WE LOVE DOING THE LIVE […]

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Trump Performs Coin Flip at Army-Navy Football Game

-Let’s get to the news. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, this afternoon, held a press conference about President Trump’s likely impeachment trial and quoted the 1950s TV show “Dragnet” to explain one of his points. “Dragnet”?! Oh my God, dude. Are you afraid the glasses weren’t making you look old enough? Why don’t you just […]

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Desus Betrays the Knicks, Mero’s One Baby Mama & More | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

MERO: Oh, goddamn. I just exhausted my entire– DESUS: How– that’s how you can tell a wash. Look at– now we’re breathing heavy. You would think we just ran a full– like– What did I do? I’m about to ice down my knees, like, yo. Hold on, hold on. I need an ice bath. Goddamn. […]

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Desus Takes a Shot at Guessing White TV Shows | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[MUSIC PLAYING] Yo, it’s hard to keep up with all the shows on TV. Yeah, especially when all the actors look the same. But thankfully, Mero was always down to help me stay on top of white culture. – You know what I’m saying? Kind of. To the best of my ability. [MUSIC PLAYING] [BELCHING] […]

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Anna Kendrick Stuck Paying Desus’ Bill at Big Celebrity Dinner | Extended Interview | DESUS & MERO

[SIRENS] I mean, honestly, this is like what I’ve come to expect. So I could make like a dumb joke, but– [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey! DESUS: What’s up? Hi. DESUS: What’s going on, homie? ANNA KENDRICK: Good to see you guys. Hey! How is it going? Aw! [INTERPOSING VOICES] – Ready for this interview? – I […]

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Bill Burr on His Love of Stand-Up & His New Attitude | Extended Interview | DESUS & MERO

This feels like I’m going to get whacked. Hey. Hey, Billy Milly. DESUS: There you go. How are you, sir? Thank you for joining us here in our Guantanamo type of set. I know. What is– am I going to get waterboarded down here? Maybe, maybe, you know what I’m saying. Hey, what up. It’s […]

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