Trump Performs Coin Flip at Army-Navy Football Game

-Let’s get to the news. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, this afternoon, held a press conference about President Trump’s likely impeachment trial and quoted the 1950s TV show “Dragnet” to explain one of his points. “Dragnet”?! Oh my God, dude. Are you afraid the glasses weren’t making you look old enough? Why don’t you just […]

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Turkey’s President Throws Trump’s Letter Away | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, you mean like the note that you pass in class that’s, like, very poorly written? (TRUMP IMPRESSION) Dear Mr. President, let’s work out a good deal. It’s really gonna be really good, better than major world. You don’t want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people. And I don’t want to […]

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