If Professional Football Were Honest – Honest Ads (NFL, Cheerleaders, Concussions)

(beeping) – Hi, I’m Roger, and I’m here to tell you about the National Pointsball League. It’s a company I made that stages live boy games. It’s also a giant public slaughterhouse fueled by human lives. Pointsball is the world’s favorite sport in just America. It’s played by people of all ages and one gender. […]

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March 22, 2014 – Hockey Night in Canada (HNiC) – Opening Montage 1/2

>>Announcer: THE FOLLOWING IS A LIVE PRESENTATION OF CBC SPORTS. ♪♪ ♪ I ONCE BELIEVED ♪ ♪ IN A FAIRY TALE ♪ ♪ NOW I’M HOLDING ♪ ♪ A COTTON HAND ♪ ♪ BETWEEN MY LIPS ♪>>BYFUGLIEN, FIRES, SCORES! ♪ OH, LORD ♪ ♪ PROMISES ♪ ♪ PROMISES ♪ ♪ PROMISES ♪ ♪ IS ANYONE […]

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June 15, 2015 – Hockey Night in Canada (HNiC) – Playoff Closing Montage

GOOD NIGHT FROM “HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA”. ♪♪>>THE STANLEY CUP HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLY TOUGH TROPHY TO WIN.>>YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN.>>WINNING WOULD BE INCREDIBLE.>>IT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE DREAM COME TRUE. ♪ SO LONG ♪ ♪ FAREWELL ♪ ♪ BUT NOT GOODBYE ♪ ♪ I KNOW WE’LL MEET […]

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