Trump Performs Coin Flip at Army-Navy Football Game

-Let’s get to the news. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, this afternoon, held a press conference about President Trump’s likely impeachment trial and quoted the 1950s TV show “Dragnet” to explain one of his points. “Dragnet”?! Oh my God, dude. Are you afraid the glasses weren’t making you look old enough? Why don’t you just […]

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John Cena Shows How He Psychologically Intimidated College Football Rivals

-I want to talk about your movie “Playing with Fire.” -I want to talk about that, too, because we always just ramble on about nothing. -I know, we — -And the people in the back who I’m suppose to promote the movie are like — -“You didn’t even talk the movie!” Yeah, let’s talk about […]

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