Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Grover for H.N.I.C. – Uncensored

– I’m just saying, Milk does the booty good. – Really? ‘Cause I got a good booty. Oh, a drone. – What the fuck? I was just about to smash, too. [laughter and awed murmurs] – Y’all dudes from Devry High better stop taking all our beezys. – What can I say,ese? Hoes love drones, […]

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Exclusive – Top 9 Lines for Garbage Time

– What’s gooch? – We the legends of Chamberlain Heights – These is our Top 9 Lines for Garbage Time (“We Will Rock You” beat) – It’s garbage time mother(bleep)ers, so get your no-playin asses in the God-damn game! – Nah, dookie breath. (coughs) I gots dat affluenza. – Not today coach, I got dat […]

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Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the […]

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Elite Basketball Camp for Future Stars – Uncensored

– This place is fancy. Ooh, they even got welcome meatballs. – And by the looks of things, I’m easily the hardest dude in this camp. What’s up, Elbows? We ’bout to dominate this bitch. – Welcome to the ML Carr Jr. III Elite Basketball Camp for Future Stars. Give yourselves a hand for being […]

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