Come on, Chuck. You can
do it, baby. You ready? I’m ready.
We got 20 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
“If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?” Three. “Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight.” Uh, jersey. “Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue.” Charcoal. Fill in the blank.
“Fortune” blank. 500. “Name a drink that’s served
both hot and cold.” Tea. [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, Chuck!
Come on, boy. You about to get
a little something here. Good answers! Yeah.
You might be all right. We asked 100 married women,
“If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?” You said… Survey said… Yeah. “Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight.” You said… Survey said… “Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue.” You said… Survey said… Fill in the blank. “Fortune” blank.
You said… Survey said… Yeah. “Name a drink that’s
served both hot and cold.” You said… Survey said… Oh, yeah. Go get it, boy. ♪♪ Here comes Shaq! How’d Chuck do?
He do all right? Chuck did a’ight, man.
Chuck got 134 points. -Man.
-Yeah. You need 66, Diesel.
You ready? -Yes, sir.
-All right. Let’s remind everybody
of Chuck’s answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. All right.
Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
“If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?” Four. “Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight.” Pants. “Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue.” Barbecue sauce. Fill in the blank.
“Fortune” blank. 500. -Try again.
-Fortune cookie. “Name a drink that’s served
both hot and cold.” -Tea.
-Try again. Coffee. Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -We won?
-About to see. Normally, I put my arm
around the person, but this ain’t
gonna look good. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] That was a very
uncomfortable moment. All right.
We need 66 points. Let’s go. We asked 100 married women,
“If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?” You said… Survey said… One — One was
the number-one answer. -One?
-Aw, hell no. You know they’re
tired of you. Stop all this four times,
three times, man. Come on. “Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight.” You said… [ As Shaq ] Pants. [ Laughter ] [ Normal voice ]
Survey said… [ Cheers and applause ] -Shaq!
-You got this! Diesel!
We 9 points away. Number-one answer
was pants. All right. “Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue.” You said… You need barbecue sauce. Man, he can’t even start without knowing where
the damn sauce is. Damn the grill,
charcoal. Unh-unh. Where the hell
is the sauce? [ Laughter ] Survey said… [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Grill and smoker was
the number-one answer. Fortune cookie was
the number-one answer. Tea was the number-one answer.
They had all of them. Well, that’s 25,000 bucks
for the Mustard Seed School. I’d like to thank
Ernie and Jimmy and the rest of everybody,
all of you guys, for coming out and joining us on
“Celebrity Family Feud.”