[CROWD CHEERING] [MUSIC – R.E.M, “EVERYBODY HURTS”] KEVIN DURANT: “@KDTrey5,
follow me here, you’re a weak ass, [BLEEP]
candy ass, flopping [BLEEP].. You need vaginal reconstructive
surgery, twig boy. You can eat a big bag of [BLEEP]
like your butt buddy Curry. Go [BLEEP] yourself
you cheap [BLEEP].”.” [CROWD LAUGHING] That’s a lot. [CROWD LAUGHING] BRADLEY BEAL: “Bradley Beal
looks like if Usher had someone sit on his head while
he was a baby–” [BRADLEY CHUCKLING] [CROWD LAUGHING] Thank you. DIRK NOWITZKI: “Dirk Nowitzki
looks like his sweat smells like mop water and chihuahua.” [CROWD LAUGHING] I don’t think I’ve heard that
one before, so props to my guy. That was good. STEVE BALLMER: “Steve
Ballmer and the entire LA Clippers organization can
all go suck on a fat one.” [CROWD LAUGHING] JOEL EMBIID: “I can’t listen
to Joel Embiid interviews. Two seconds in, I want
to glue my ears shut.” Well, let me know when
you are able to speak four languages, dumbass. [CROWD LAUGHING] CHARLES BARKLEY: “Charles
Barkley is so fat he put his belt on with a boomerang.” That’s not funny at all. [CROWD LAUGHING] BEN SIMMONS: “Ben Simmons looks
like he’s holding in a fart every time he passes the ball.” [CROWD CHUCKLING] Maybe I am. [CROWD LAUGHING] JRUE HOLIDAY: “Jrue
Holiday is [BLEEP] nuts.” [MAN LAUGHS] OK. [CROWD LAUGHING] PAUL GEORGE: “Before I go
to sleep I just want to say, [BLEEP] Paul George. [BLEEP] your good sleep,
[BLEEP] your dreams, [BLEEP] your job
when you wake up.” [CROWD LAUGHING] CHRIS BOSH: “Chris Bosh talks
like a white guy named Dennis.” [CHRIS BOSH LAUGHING] [CROWD LAUGHING] KYLE LOWRY: “Toronto needs to
get rid of Kyle Lowry ASAP. If I have to watch that fat
[BLEEP] attempt to take a 3 one more time, I’m jumping
off a building.” Oh, wow. KEMBA WALKER: “Kemba
Walker has the name of a post player in the
body of a circus [BLEEP].. [CROWD LAUGHING] OK. KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS:
“Karl-Anthony Towns look like he’s yawning when he yells.” Yeah, because I’m tired of
dealing with your [BLEEP].. [CROWD LAUGHING] DANNY GREEN: “Danny Green
and I have a lot in common. Namely, that we both
[BLEEP] suck at basketball.” [CROWD LAUGHING] KHRIS MIDDLETON:
“Khris Middleton just got hit in the head so
hard his eyes got un-googly.” No they didn’t. [CROWD LAUGHING] BROOKE LOPEZ: “If Brooke
and Robin Lopez are twins, then why is Robin the
only one that sucks ass.” ROBIN LOPEZ: Because I’m
adventurous in the bedroom. BROOKE LOPEZ: Wow. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING]