all right boys it’s time to grip it and
rip it couple Tendy terminators right here
boys thats right boys low cheese Missy’s now you got a couple Mike monsters right
Jacob that’s right boys yeah yeah Jacob tell em what we’re doing
y’all know we’re the best ripping bissy’s from the West it’s Jacob and Olly
in hockey you know we’re holy when it comes to rippin rope they call us the Pope and
if you think you can win boy you got no hope we got the fundies on lock so you
better not talk cuz if you chirp too much you’ll be outlined in chalk be starting up now like an
opening face off you better look out the league’s getting a facewash start in the six they
scooped Johnny T but you can’t get a ring without no D so you better take
some notes from the young gun Oilers all those first rounds turned out to be
spoilers round of applause for the Caps winnin Stanley I think it’s kinda weird with
the age forty Cappy they shut down the Pens
starting the drought we hope not though the golden boy might pout Low cheese Missy
top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there’s a whissy quick wrappy extra
greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claiming the cappy tha tha tha tha tha
that’s right boys Jesus Jacob come on that’s right boys we’re on to the next and just
like Eichael were cashin paychecks he followed the fundies moved up in rank
you’re welcome buddy I hope your team dont tank back home we got the best Johnny
hockey dangling and sniping looking kinda cocky
sending over apples to mr. Money hands we got the best fans rockin red
in the stands your bread for the fourth line so take it as a sign got the whole team
chirping Kessler off the glass you’re probably gonna mess up a two-foot
pass you got stammer in the east ripping one T’s like a beast
what to mean he can’t scrap you got Stevie wide attack Ben and Seguin
tell us what you think another 2v2 at your home rink we watched
the old footy and took some notes and now it’s our turn to show you the ropes
yeah you know we ain’t scared see you picked the night just last year was
Tyler’s first fight low cheese missy Top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even
if there is a whissy, quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin’
in the cappy okay End to end boys, everytime – everyshift we don’t ice the puck boys. Ottawa dished their number one D got
their back-end looking a little empty okay one quick quest’y what y’all know
about the Marchand spec’ie we know he’s not everybody’s cup of tea but he
tucks a perfect hippie right at your knee you got Boeser in the West y’all
know his name Sedin’s retired they might win a playoff game nope kiddin
though they had a great career despite the sarcasm I’m being sincere he’s got
the best wheels and the league Larkin our boy with nothing but speed he’s a
purebred beauty but 15th pick he would have been one with some Gordy hat-tricks
Low cheese Missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stopping even if there’s a wizzy quick
wrappy extra-greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin the Cappy. That’s right boys That’s right boys
I’ll take it you know I rip best when i tickle the mesh played seven years Pro
out in Bangladesh the greasy lip sweater my lettuce on lock if a fight
breaks out you know I’m ready to rock I’m a concrete cowboy rocking handle
chops my beard games strong I’m always getting props every time I shoot I’m rippin top corns
my theme song has always been a goal horn you’re looking at the
finest it’s easy to see ain’t no one getting past Jacob and me nope you
think you can you’re welcome to try yeah just don’t get mad if we make you cry
it’s only step one we’re calling the whole league out if you didn’t hear
your name there’s no need to pout we’re the best in the biz and ready to scrap
You just learned the fundies of how to rap Low Cheese top corn snizzy we ain’t stopping even
if there’s a wizzy quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin
the clappy Low cheese missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there is a
whissy quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and jacob we claimin the Cappy Low
cheese Missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there’s a whissy
Quick wrappy extra-greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin the cappy that’s right boys Jesus Jacob I think we’re done here
yeah let’s get out of here we’re gone