It’s Chelsea vs Ajax in the Champions League With tonight’s referee… Gianluca Rocchi! Hi! Hi! I’m your referee! Get ready girls! Guys! I’m more trigger happy with this than a American with a handgun! HEY! Abraham’s rising… 1-0! Veltman is sliding low… A goal by Quincy Promes Yo go girl, go go go! Hmmm, hmmm There’s no time for ‘Facetime’ It’s just about 9pm… For the first time in my career… I’m gonna send off two men! Send off two men! AH! Hallelujah! Send off two men! AH! AMEN! I’m going to go out and totally wreck… Ajax’s chances with two reds! Send off two men – ah! Hallelujah! Send off two men – ah! I’m a specimen! Tall… dark… A men and ladies wet dream! Rough and tough! Two reds! Obsceneeee!!!!!! God bless Luca Rocchi! He helped us come back from 4-2! 5-4! God bless Luca Rocchi! He disallowed it, phew! But I still haven’t forgiven you! Sent off two men! AH! Hallelujah! Sent off two men! AH! Amen! Let’s get him men! Hallelujah! Go get him men! Amen! Rip his arms out! BREAK HIS LEGS! Steal his headband! Break his neck! ‘Coz he sent off two men! Bye bye! Phew! That was a close one! You cost me the Bayern job… Uh-oh