The A-Z of Neymar Junior – the most expensive player ever! Thanks to the dive bonus you put in all of your contracts! A is actor!
When I get attacked by tractors – B is Barcelona
– Can he please come home? – C is Cavani
– Bagsee it’s my penalty! – Caitlyn Jenner look-alike!
– He means Daddy! Neymar Senior! E – El Clasico
Big wins! Like this 4-0 (zero) F is Fall of Duty – hey,
Who the f*ck did this to me? The Caitlyn Jenner lookalike!
LIES! Mean-ie! G is…
Germany –
when we scored
Ger-many! – H is hair
– OMG! And he dares to troll me? – I is injuries
– Take my birthday off please?! – J is January
– When I can leave captivity! K is Kylian
If he’d only been Brazilian L is Leo
second best guy in this trio M is Mexican
This C*** who tried to kill me!!!
Send him off please referee! N is ninja
OMFlippingG! So cringe, ha! O – Olympic gOLD!
Oscar for this ace role/roll P is PSG
A total utter sh**hole Q – Qatari payroll! – R is Raf my sis
– Whose birthday he’ll never miss! S is smashing mommy
Sis When is it my turn, honey? T is tears and taxes
and a tottaly broken back! Sis? U is for UEFA
And Go F*** urselves! DISGRACE! V is VAR! GREAT WINGSPAN!
W is Wonder Woman?! XXX the movie
Give me all your money! Y is Y do I always get fouled? Z is Zidane buy me! NOW! Hey why not Valverde? Coz he’ll be sacked by January! Ha, he has a point!